IMHO : In My Humble Opinion
MILF: Mother I'd Love to Fuck
BBW: Big Breasted Woman
et le reste:
<A>
AAK asleep at keyboard
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
AATK Always At The Keyboard
ABT About
ACD Alt Control Delete
Add Address
ADN Any Day Now
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIR As Far As I Recall
AFAIR As Far As I Remember
AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned
AFAYK As Far As You Know
AFC Away From Computer
AFCPS Any Fool Can Plainly See
AFDA A Few Days Ago
AFDB A Few Days Back
AFJ April Fools Joke
AFK Away From Keyboard
AFTP Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
AFU All F***ed Up
AGREEMT Agreement
AI As If
AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
AIH As It Happens
AIIC As If I Care
AISI As I See It
AIUI As I Understand It
AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As
ALA As Long As
ALAP As Late As Possible
AMBW All My Best Wishes
AMF All My Fault or Adios Mother F***er
AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
AML All My Love
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors
ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS All Of A Sudden
AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth
AOL America Online or Army Of Lamers
A-OLs Administrators On-Line
AP Apple Pie
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
AS Another Subject
ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAFP As Soon As F***ing Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASAYGT As Soon As You Get This
ASF And So Forth
ASL Age/Sex/Location
ASO And So On
AT always tomorrow
ATM At The Moment
ATSL Along The Same Line
ATST At The Same Time
ATW at the weekend
AWC After While, Crocodile
AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again?
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
AWHFY Are we having fun yet?
AWOL Absent Without Leave
AWS As We Speak
AWTTW A Word To The Wise
AWYR Awaiting Your Reply
AYCOOYM Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind
AYF All Your Fault
AYK As You Know
AYOR At Your Own Risk
AYPI And Your Point Is
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something
<B>
B Be, Bee
B/c Because
B/C Because
B'day Birthday
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
B4n or BFN Bye for now
BAB Build A Bridge
BAC Back At Computer
BAC Bad A**ed Chick
BAD Bad As Designed
BAF Brain Already Fried
BAIC Boy Am I Confused
BAK Back At Keyboard
BAMF Bad Ass Mother F***er
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
BB4E bye bye forever
BBB bye bye baby
BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel
BBFN Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF Be Back In A Few
BBL Be Back Later
BBN Bye Bye Now
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS be back soon
BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
BC Because
BCBS Big Company, Big School
BCDHM be careful, don't hurt me
BCNU I'll be seeing you
BDC Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
BDN Big Damn Number
BEG Big Evil Grin
BF boy-friend
BFD Big F***ing Deal
BFD Big Frickin Deal
BFFL Best Friends For Life
BFG Big Fat Grin
BFN Bye For Now
BG Big Grin
bg big grin
BGUTI Better Get Used To It
BH Better Half
BH blockhead
BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
BIF Before I Forget
BION Believe it or not
BIOYA Blow It Out Your Ass
BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BITD Back In The Day
BKA Better Known As
BLT Bacon Lettuce & Tomato
BLTN Better Late Than Never
BM Byte Me
BMHWB be my hot-water bottle
BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass
BNF Big Name Fan
BNI Batteries Not Included
BNSCD but now something completely different
BOC But Of Course
BOF Boring Old Fart
BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOT Back On Topic
BR Bathroom
BRB Be Right Back
BRBGTGP Be Right Back Got To Go Pee
BRGDS Best Regards
BRS Big Red Switch
BRT Be Right There
BS Big Smile
BSF But Seriously Folks
BST But Seriously Though
BT Byte This
BTA But Then Again or Before The Attacks
BTAIM Be That As It May
BTC Biting The Carpet
BTDT Been There Done That
BTDTGTS Been There Done That Got the T-Shirt
BTFT Been There Fixed That
BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me
BTK Back To Keyboard
BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead
BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTU Back To You
BTW by the way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BUGS Bloody User Generated Symptoms
BWDIK But What Do I Know?
BWFH Bastard Webmaster From Hell
BWK Big Wet Kiss
BWL Bursting With Laughter
BWO Black, White or Other
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
BYE Response to BYE?
BYE? Are you ready to say goodbye?
BYKT But You Knew That
BYOB Bring Your Own Booze
BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle
BYOM Bring Your Own Mac
BYORL Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
<C>
C See, Sea
C&G Chuckle and Grin
C/P Cross Post
C4N Ciao For Now
CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CATCH Come Again? That Can't Help
CB Ciao Bella/bello
CBL Come Back Later
CD-ROM Consumer Device Rendered Obsolete in Months
CFD Call For Discussion
CFV Call For Votes
CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)
CIBM Could it be magic?
CID Consider It Done
CID Crying In Disgrace
CIS CompuServe Information Service
CLI Command Line Interface
CLM Career Limiting Move
CM call me
CMF Count My Fingers
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CMM change(d) my mind
CNP Continued in Next Post
CO Conference or Company
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COFR cry out for revenge
CofS Church of Scientology
COI Come On In
CONP continued on next page
COTFL Crawling On The Floor Laughing
CP Chat Post
CPF Can pigs fly?
CPP C Plus Plus or C++
CRAFT Can't Remember a F***ing Thing
CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRS Can't Remember Sh**
CSG Chuckle Snicker Grin
CSL Can't Stop Laughing
CSW Can't See Why
CSY Can't Stop Yawning
CTC Choking The Chicken
Ctr Centre
Cu See you
Cu @ See you at
CU See You
CU2 See You, Too
CUA Common User Access or Commonly Used Acronyms
CUIAL see you in another life
CUIC See You In Church
CUL See you later
CUL8R See You Later
CULA See You Later, Alligator
CUT see you tomorrow
Cuz Because
CW Complete Wa*k
CWYL Chat With You Later
CYa See you
CYA See Ya or Cover Your Ass.
CYAL8R See You All Later.
CYL See You Later
CYPUWIPD Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down
<D>
D or de The D/L DownLoad
DAE dreams are empty
DAK dead at keyboard
DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
DBAI Designed By An Idiot
DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD Dear Daughter or Dreaded Disease
DD Due Diligence
DDD Direct Distance Dial
DEC Do Expect Cuts
DEGT Don't Even Go There
DETI Don't Even Think It
DGT Don't Go There
DH Dear Husband or Dick Head
DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath
DIIK Damned If I Know.
DIKU? Do I Know You?
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darnn?.
DILLIGAF Do I Look Like I Give A F***?
DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DINK Dual Income No Kids
DIY Do It Yourself
DK Don't Know
DKDC Don't Know Don't Care
DL DownLoad
DLMBM don't let me be misunderstood
DLN Don't Leave Now
DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTDHYWTGLSY Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya
DLTM Don't Lie To Me
DLYVM don't like you very much
DMML Don't Make Me Laugh
DNPM Damn Near Pissed Myself
Doin Doing
DOM dirty old man
DOS Defective/Dead Operating System or Dozing Off Soon
dotgov A government official (from the .gov of government domain names)
DPWM don't play with me
DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRIB Don't Read If Busy
DS Dear Son
DSH Desperately Seeking Help
DTHT Delighted To Hear That
DTP DeskTop Publishing
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DUCT Did You See That?
DUR Do you remember?
DW Dear Wife
DWIM Do What I Mean
DWBH don't worry be happy
DWIM do what I mean
DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do
DWOL Drunk While On Line
DWYM Does What You Mean
DYHABF Do You Have A Boyfriend?
DYHAGF Do You Have A Girlfriend?
DYJHI Don't You Just Hate It
DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When
DYJHIWTH Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens
DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing
DYSWIS do you see what I see
DYT Don't You Think
DYTS Don't You Think So
<E>
E2EG ear to ear grin
ECP Excessive Cross Posting
EG Evil Grin
EG or <eg> Evil Grin
EMML E-mail Me Later
EMP Excessive Multiple Posting
EMSG Email Message
EMSG E-mail MeSsaGe
EOD End Of Debate/Discussion
EOD end of discussion
EOF End Of File
EOL End Of Lecture
EOL End of Life
EOM End Of Message
EOQ End Of Quote/Question
EOT End Of Thread/Transmission
ESAD Eat Sh** And Die
ESADMF Eat Sh** And Die Mother F***er
ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym
EVRY1 Everyone
EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ Easy
<F>
4 For , Four
4COL For Crying Out Loud
4E forever
4ever Forever
A/S/L Age/Sex/Location
4YEO for your eyes only
F2F
F2F Face-To-Face or Flesh-To-Flesh
F2T Free to talk
FAB Features Attributes Benefits
FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access
FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List
FAWC For Anyone Who Cares
FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FCFS First Come, First Served
FD F*** Dat
FDROTFL faling down, rolling on the floor laughing
FE Fatal Error
FF French Fry
FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FFS For F***s Sake
FGS For Goodness' Sake
FIFO First In First Out
FIGJAM F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me
FIIK F***ed If I Know
FISH First In Still Here
FITB Fill In The Blank
FIWOBATLAAI F***ing Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er
FLCH feels like coming home
FM F***ing Magic
FMM fresh my mind
FNM Forget Me Not
FO F*** Off
FOAC fall over an cry
FOAD F*** off and die
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOAG **** Off And Google
FOC Free Of Charge
FOMC Fell Off My Chair
FOS Freedom Of Speech or Full Of Sh**
FOTCL falling off the chair laughing
FOTKL falling on the keyboard laughing
FPS For Pete's Sake or Frames Per Second or First Person Shooter
FRE Frequently Requested Enhancement
FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FS For Sale
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH from the bottom of my heart
FTF Face-To-Face or Flesh-To-Flesh
FTL Faster Than Light
FTTB For The Time Being
FTTT From Time To Time
FU F***ed Up or Follow-Up or Future Use
FUA Frequently Used Acronym or F***ed Up Again
FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief.
FUD fear, uncertainty and doubt
FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst
FUT Follow-Up To
FWIW For What It's Worth
FY F*** You
FYA For Your Amusement
FYATSYRIO F*** You And The Sysop You Rode In On
FYE For Your Entertainment
FYEO For Your Eyes Only
FYG For Your Guidance
FYI For your information
FYI For Your Information
FYIFV F**k You I'm Fully Vested
FYM For Your Misinformation
<G>
G Grin, or Giggle
G1 Good One
G2G Got to Go
GA Go Ahead
GAFIA Get Away From It All
GAGA go amused, go amazed
GAL Get A Life
GASP Go Away Silly Person
GBH Great Big Hug
GBH&K Great Big Hug & Kiss
GD&R Grinning Ducking & Running
GD&RF Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
GD&WVF Grinning, Ducking, and Walking Very Fast
GDW Grin, Duck and Weave
GF Girl Friend
GFAK Go Fly A Kite
GFC Going For Coffee
GFN Gone For Now
GFR Grim File Reaper
GG Good Game (or) Gotta Go
GGN Gotta Go Now
GGP Gotta Go Piss
GH Getting Hard
GIDK Gee I Don't Know
GIGO garbage in, garbage out
GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GJ Good Job
GL Good Luck
GLG Good Looking Girl or Goofy Little Grin
GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
GLIW got lost in web
GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I
GM Good Morning
GMAB Give Me A Break
GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break
GMBA giggling my butt off
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GN Good Night
GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You
GO Get Out
GOB Good'Ol Boy
GOI Get Over It
GOK God only knows
Gonna Going to
GOOH Get Out Of Here
GOOMF Get Out Of My Face
GOOML get out of my life
GOWI get on with it
GPY Grumpy
GR Get Real
GR&D Grinning, Running and Ducking
GR8 Great
GRRRR it means Growling
GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake
Gsoh Good sense of humour
GTG Got To Go
GTGB Got To Go, Bye
GTGP Got To Go Pee
GTH Go To Hell
GTSY Glad To See Ya
GTSY Great To See You
GTTB Gee That's Too Bad
GW Getting Wet
GYPO Get Your Pants Off
<H>
H Hug H&K Hug and Kiss
H&K hugs and kisses
H2SYS hope to see you soon
H4U Hot For You
H8 Hate
HAB Hot Asian Babe
HABU Have A Better 'Un
HAGN Have A Good Night
HAGO Have A Good One
HAK Hugs and kisses
HAND Have a nice day
HB happy birthday
HB Hurry Back
HB2U happy birthday to you
HBASTD Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
HD Hold
HF have fun
HH Holding Hands
HHIS Hanging Head In Shame.
HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking
HHOK Ha Ha Only Kidding
HHOS Ha Ha Only Serious
HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIG How's it Going?
HIH Hope It Helps
HILIACACLO Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off
HIOOC Help! I'm Out of Coffee
HIWTH Hate It When That Happens
HMFG Holy Mother of F***ing God
HMP Help Me Please
HMT Here's My Try
HNY Happy New Year
HOHA HOllywood HAcker
HORU How Old Are You
HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word
HSIK how should I know
HT Hi There
HTH Hope That Helps!
HTSI Hope That Sinks In
HUA Heads Up Ace
HUA Heads Up Ass**** or Heads Up Ace
HUMM hope you miss me
HUYA Head Up Your A**
HWMBI He Who Must Be Ignored
<I>
IAC In Any Case
IAE In Any Event
IAITS It's All In The Subject
IAIYH It's All In Your Head
IANAC I Am Not A Crook
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (but ) (A disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion)
IAW In Accordance With
IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard
IBM Inadequate But Marketable or Idiots Bought Me or I Blame Microsoft
IBN I'm Buck Naked
IBT In Between Technology
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IC I see
IC In Character
ICBW I Could Be Wrong
ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol
ID10T Idiot
IDBI I Don't Believe It
IDBY I Don't Believe You
IDC I Don't Care
IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn
IDGAF I Don't Give A F***
IDGI I Don't Get It
IDK I Don't Know
IDKY I Don't Know You
IDM It Doesn't Matter
IDMTM It Doesn't Matter To Me
IDST I Didn't Say That
IDT I Don't Think
IDTS I Don't Think So
IDTT I'll Drink To That
IE Internet Explorer
IEF It's Esther's Fault
IFAB I Found A Bug
IFF If and only If
IFU I F***ed Up
IGGNLTL I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later
IGGP I Gotta Go Pee
IGP I Gotta Pee
IGTP I Get The Point
IGTP I got the power
IHA I hate abbreviations
IHTG I Hate To Go
IHU I hate you
IHYUWIM I Hope You Understand What I Mean
IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It.
IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference
IINM If I'm Not Mistaken
IIR If I Recall
IIRC If I Remember Correctly
IITRT it is the right time
IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IIWM If It Were Me
IJWTK I Just Want To Know
IJWTS I Just Want To Say
IKU I kill you
IKWUM I Know What You Mean
IKYABWAI I Know You Are But What Am I?
ILIC I Laughed I Cried
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
ILU I Love You
ILY I Love You
IMA I Might Add
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMBO In My Bloody Opinion
IMBW I May Be Wrong
IMCAO In My Completely Arrogant Opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMHBCO In My Humble But Correct Opinion
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMNSCO In My Not So Considered Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMOBIHO In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion
IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion
IMOHO In My Occasionally Humble Opinion
IMPE In My Personal/Previous Experience
IMPOV In My Point Of View
IMS I Am Sorry
IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion
INL I'm Not Laughing
INMP It's Not My Problem
INPO In No Particular Order
IOH I'm Outta Here
IOU I owe you
IOW In Other Words
IOWTBT I Only Want To Be Told
IRL In Real Life
IRMFI I Reply Merely For Information
IRSTBO It Really Sucks The Big One
ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
ISIRTA I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
ISS I Said So
ISS I'm So Sure
ISSYGTI I'm So Sure You Get The Idea!
ISTM It Seems To Me
ISTR I Seem To Remember/Recall
ISWYM I See What You Mean
ITA I Totally Agree
ITD In The Dark
ITFA In The Final Analysis
ITM In The Money
ITRO In The Region Of
ITRW In The Real World
ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits Wear It
ITWSBT I Think We Should Be Told
ITYM I Think You Mean
IWALU I Will Always Love You
IWBIWISI I Will Believe It When I See It
IWBN It Would Be Nice
IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
IWBS I Was Being Stupid
IYD In Your Dreams
IYDM If You Don't Mind
IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYL If You Like
IYSS If You Say So
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
<J>
J/C Just Checking
J/K or JK Just kidding
J/W Just Wondering
J2LYK just to let you know
J4F Just For Fun
J4G Just For Grins
J4I just for information
J4SAG Just For Sh** And Grins
J6P Joe 6-Pack
JAD just another day
JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker
JAM Just A Minute
JAS Just A Second
JASE Just Another System Error
JC Just Chilling
JFG Just For Grins
JFI Just For Information
JIC Just In Case
JK Just Kidding
JMO Just My Opinion
JOOTT Just One Of Those Things
JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic
JTLYK Just To Let You Know
JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know
JWK Just Wondering
<K>
K Kiss or Okay
K Okay
KB Kiss Back
KBD Keyboard
KC keep cool
KFY Kiss For You
KHYF Know How You Feel
KIBO Knowledge In, Bulls*** Out
KIQ Keep It Quiet
KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT Keep In Touch
KITB Kick In The Butt
KMA Kiss My A**
KMG Kiss My Grits
KMIA Kiss My Italian A**
KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish A***
KMS killing me softly
KMYF Kiss Me You Fool
KOC Kiss On Cheek
KOL Kiss On Lips
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL kiss on the lips
KUTGSAWYAD Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing
KWIM Know What I Mean?
KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed
KYPO Keep Your Pants On
<L>
L Laugh
L8 Late
L8r Later
L8R G8R Later 'Gater
L8R Later
LABATYD or LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
LABTYD Life's A Bitch Then You Die
LAGNAF Let's All Get Naked And F***
LAQ Lame A** Quote
LART Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool
LAY Looking At You
LD Long Distance
LDD La Dee Da
LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LG lovely greetings
LHM Lord Help Me
LHO Laughing Head Off
LHU Lord Help Us
LIFO Last In First Out
LIS Lost In Space
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
LJBF Let's Just Be Friends
LL&P Live long and in prosper!
LLAL Laughing Like A Lunatic
LLAP Live Long And Prosper
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMA Leave Me Alone
LMAO Laughing My A** Off
LMC Let Me See
LMHO Laughing My Head Off
LMK Let Me Know
LMS Let Me See
LMWIS Lick Me Where I Sweat
LOA Love On Arrival
LOIS Laughing On The Inside
LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
LOL lots of laughing/lots of love
LOLA Laughing Out Loud Again
LOLOL Laughing Out Loud On Line or Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
LOML Light Of My Life
LOOL Laughing Out Outrageously Loud
LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LOQ Laughing Out Quietly
LRF Little Rubber Feet
LSHMBA Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches
LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHMBIB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMCIS Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking
LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type
LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry
LTIP Laughing Till I Puke
LTM Laughing To Myself
LTNS Long Time No See
LTNT Long Time No Type
LTNT Long Time, No Type
LTR Later
LTS Laughing To Self
LU4E&A Love You For Ever And Always
LUB Laughing Under Breath
LUTA let us talking again
Luv Love
LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart.
LWR Launch When Ready
LY Love You
LYL Love Ya Lots
LYLAB Love You Like A Brother
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
LYLY Love You and Leave You
LYWAMH love you wih all my heart
<M>
M8 Mate
M8s Mates
MAC Most Applications Crash
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs
MC Merry Christmas
MCAAHNY Merry Christmas and a happy new year
MCIBTY my computer is better than yours
MEG Mega Evil Grin
MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over
MFD Multi-Function Device
MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MFTL My Favourite Toy Language
MG many greetings
Mgmt Management
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
MHOTY My Hat's Off To You
MIASGB Make It A Short GoodBye
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIL Mother In Law
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
MM mail me
MM Market Maker
MMF Make Money Fast
Mob Mobile
MOF Male Or Female?
MOF Matter Of Fact
MOO Mud, Object-Oriented
MorF Male or Female?
MOSS Member Of Same Sex
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD Message of the day
MOTO Master Of The Obvious
MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTOS Member Of The Other Sex
MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex
MP My Pleasure
MPTY More Power To You
MRA Moving Right Along
MSG Message
MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
MTF more to follow
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MTG Meeting
MTH Month
MU miss you
MUG Multi User Game
MUSH Multi User Shared Hallucination
MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
<N>
N And
N case In case
N/a Not applicable
N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/T No Text
N1 Nice One
N2S Needless 2 Say
N4E never forever
NA no access
NAFAIK Not As Far As I Know
NAK Nursing At Keyboard
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
NAVY Never Again Voluneer Yourself.
NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NB Nota Bene
NBD No Big Deal
NBIF No Basis In Fact
NC No Comment
NCG New College Graduate
Ne Any
NE1 Anyone
NE14KFC? Anyone for KFC?
NEM Nothing Else Matters
NES never ending story
NFI No F***ing Idea
NFW No F***ing Way
NFW No Friggin' Way!
NFWM No F***ing Way Man
NG New Game
NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her
NHTOB Never Heard That One Before
NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
NIH Not Invented Here
NIM No Internal Message
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NIME Not In My Experience
NIMQ Not In My Queue
NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out or No Input, No Output
NITL Not In This Lifetime
NITS Nervous In The Service
NK New Kid
NM Never Mind
NMJ Not My Job
NMN No Middle Name
NMP Not My Problem
NN nothing new
No1 No one
NONYA None Ya Business
NOYB None Of Your Business
NP No Problem
NPNG No Pain No Gain
NQA No Questions Asked
NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear
NQWI Not Quite With It
NRG Energy
NRN No Reply Necessary
NRN No Response Necessary
NSN never say never
NSS No Sh** Sherlock
NT no trust
NTDW Nothing To Do With
NTDWI Nothing To Do With It
NTIM Not That It Matters
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
NTK Need To Know
NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTTFLS Not Till The Fat Lady Sings
NTW Not To Worry
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
NU need you
Nvm Nevermind
NW Next Week or No Way
NWO no way out
NYCFS New York City Finger Salute
NYCTMI Now You Come To Mention It
<O>
O Over (indicates the end of a communication)
O4U only for you
OAO Over And Out
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OB Obligatory
OBO Or Best Offer
OBTW Oh By The Way
OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer
OIC Oh I see
OJ Only Joking or Orange Juice
OL Ol' Lady (wife)
OM Ol' Man (husband)
OMDB Over My Dead Body
OMG Oh My God
OMG Oh My Gosh
OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OMKC On My Knees Crying
OMKP On My Knees Praying
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
OO Over and Out (end of communication)
OOC Out Of Character
OOI Out Of Interest
OOP Out Of Production
OOS Out Of Sight
OOSOOM Out Of Sight Out Of Mind
OOT Out Of Town
OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment
OP Original Poster
ORN Oh Really now
OS Operating System
OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too
OSOM Out of Sight Out of Mind
OST On Second Thoughts
OT Off Topic
OTF On the Floor (laughing)
OTFL On the Floor Laughing
OTL Out To Lunch
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand
OTT Over The Top
OTTH On The Third Hand
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
OTW On The Way or On The Whole
OUSU Oh You Shut Up
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OZ Australia
<P>
PABG Pack A Big Gun
PABG Packing a Big Gun
PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PAW Parents Are Watching
PC private chat
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs I Have Only One Nail Left
PD Public Domain
PDA Public Display of Affection
PDE Puppy Dog Eyed
PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My A**
PDQ Pretty Damn(ed) Quick(ly)
PDS Please Don't Shoot
PDS Please Don't Shout. (typing all in capital letters is rude)
PDS Please, don't shoot!
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PEST Please Excuse Slow Typing
PG Pretty Good
PIMP Peeing In My Pants
PITA Pain In The Ass
PLMK Please Let Me Know
PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
Pls Please
PLS Please
PLUR Peace Love Unity Respect
PM Personal Message
PM private message
PMBI Pardon My Butting In
PMF Pardon My French or Pure Freaking Magic.
PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
PML Pissing Myself Laughing
PMP peed my pants
PMP Peeing My Pants
PMS Pretty Much Sucks
PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
PO Piss Off
POAHF Put On A Happy Face
POETS Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday
PONA Person Of No Account
POOF left the chatroom in a puff of smoke
POS Parent Over Shoulder
POS Piece of S**t
POS Piece Of Sh** or Point Of Sale
POSSLQ Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POTC Peck On The Cheek
POTUS President of the United States
POV Point of View
PPL People
PPP Petty Pet Peeve
PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt Pepper And Hot Sauce
PS Pit Stop
PTB Powers That Be
PTL Praise the Lord
PTM Please Tell Me
PTMM Please Tell Me More
<Q>
Q&A Questions & Answers
QDPSH Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker
QDSM Quick and Dirty Solution Manager
QSL reply
QSO conversation
QT Cutie
QT Q-Tip/cutie
<R>
R Are
R U THERE? Are you there?
R&D Research & Development
R&R Rest & Relaxation
RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RAW Rules As Written
RBTL Read Between The Lines
RE Hello again or In Regard To
RE Regarding
RFD Request For Discussion
RFI Request For Information
RFR Really F*#king Rich
RFS Really F*#king Soon
RGDS Regards
RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges
RIP Rest In Peace
RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RL Real Life
RLAD read, love and die
RLCO Real Life Conference
RLF Real Life Friend
RMA Return Merchandise Authorization
RMLB Read My Lips Baby
RMMM Read My Mail Man!
RN Right Now!
ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROFLAS Rolling On Floor Laughing And Screaming
ROFLMAO Roll On Floor Laughing My A** Off
ROI Return on Investment
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLABAOTP Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
ROTFLGO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
ROTFLMAOAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLMAOTID Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off Till I Die
ROTFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLOLAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLTIC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Till I Cry
ROTFLUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROTFUTS rolling on the floor unable to speak
ROTFWTIME rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes
ROTM Right On The Money
RPG Really Pathetic Gamer or Rocket Propelled Grenade or Role Playing Game
RRQ Return Receipt Request
RSN Real Soon Now
RSVP Répondez S'il Vous Plait - please reply
RTBM Read The Bloody Manual
RTBS Reason To Be Single
RTD Read The Documentation
RTFAQ Read The Frequently Asked Questions
RTFF Read The F***ing FAQ
RTFF Read The Freaking FAQ
RTFFAQ Read The F***ing FAQ
RTFM read the ****ing manual
RTFS Read The F***ing Source
RTK Return To Keyboard
RTM or RTFM Read The Manual - or - Read The F**king Manual
RTM Read The Manual
RTSM Read The Silly Manual
RTSM Read The Stupid Manual
RTWFQ Read The Whole Friggin' Question
RU Are You?
RUMOF Are You Male Or Female?
RUOK Are you okay?
RWT Repeat Whole Thing
RYFM Read Your F***ing Manual
RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual
RYO Roll Your Own
RYS Read Your Screen
<S>
S Sigh or Smile
S Smile
S&N Smile And Nod
S2R Send To Receive
S4L Spam For Life
SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
SASB Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly
SB Smiles Back
SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again
SC stay cool
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
SCSI System Can't See It
SEC Wait a second
SED Said Enough Darling
SETE Smiling Ear To Ear
SF Science Fiction or Speculative Fantasy or Surfer Friendly
SF Surfer Friendly
SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
SFE2E smiling from ear to ear
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFSG So Far So Good
SH Sh** Happens
SHID Slaps Head In Disgust
SHTSI Somebody Had To Say It
SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
SIIC See If I Care
SIL Sister In Law
SIMCA Sitting In My Chair Amused
SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD Still In The Dark
SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid
SLM See Last Mail
SLV C'est La Vie
SMAO Showing My A** Off
SME Subject Matter Expert
SMO Serious Mode On
SMOFF Serious Mode Off
SMOP Small Matter of Programming
SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SNAFU Situation Normal: All Fouled Up
SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT snot-nosedegotistical rude teenager
SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SNR Signal-to-Noise Ratio
SNU sender needs you
SO Significant Other
SOB Son Of a B*tch
SOB Stressed Out Bigtime
SOI Stunk On Ice
SOL Sh** Out of Luck
SOL sooner or later
SOP Standard Operating Procedure or Stay Off the Pipe
SorG Straight or Gay?
SOS Same Old Story or Some One Special or Help
SOS Same Old Stuff or Help!
SOT short of time
SOTMG short of time must go
SOVS Some One Very Special
SOW Speaking Of Which
SP (sorry for bad) Spelling
SS So Sleepy or Smiling Sweetly
SSB Smiling Sweetly Back
SSDD Same Sh** Different Day
SSEWBA Someday Soon Everything Will Be Acronyms
ST So There
STFU Shut The F*** Up
STM Spank The Monkey
STYS Speak To You Soon
SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust.
SUL Snooze You Loose
Sum1 Someone
SUYF Shut Up You Fool
SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYT So What Do You Think?
SWIM See What I Mean?
SWL Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
SYDWBY See Ya Don't Wanna Be Ya
SYITFP See You In The Funny Pages
SYL See You Later
SYS See You Soon
SYT See You Tonight
<T>
2 To, Too, Two
2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be
2D to delete
2G4Y too good for you
2MI Too much information.
2morrow Tomorrow
2nite Tonight
2U2 To You Too
T2YL talk to you later
TA Thanks Again
TAC times are changing
TAF That's All, Folks!
TAFN That's All For Now
TAFT That's A Frightening Thought
TAH Take A Hike
TAKS That's a knee slapper
TAM Tenner A Month
TANJ There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TANSTAASQ There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
TARFU Things Are Really Fouled Up
TBD To Be Decided
TBDL To Be Discussed Later
TBDML To Be Discussed Much Later
TBNT Thanks But No Thanks
TBYB Try Before You Buy
TCB Trouble Came Back
TCO Total Cost of Ownership
TDM Too Damn Many
TDM Too Darn Many
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
Tel Telephone
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS That's For Damn Sure
TFH Thread From Hell
TFN Thanks For Nothing
TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctl-Alt-Del).
TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT Thanks For The Thought
TFTT Thanks For The Tip
TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
TGFTCL Thank God For The Chat Line
TGIF Thank God It's Friday
THX or TX or THKS Thanks
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIAIL Think I Am In Love
TIATLG Truly I Am The Living God
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TILII tell it like it is
TIME tears in my eyes
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TLG The Living God
TLGO The List Goes On
TLTB Thank you Linesmen Thank you Ballboys
TM Trust Me
TMI Too Much Information
TMS touch my soul
TMSHTF Too Much Sh** Hit The Fan
TMTLTBMG There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl
TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It
TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TNT Till Next Time
TNTC Too Numerous To Count
TNTL Trying Not To Laugh
TNX Thanks
TNXE6 Thanks A Million
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG This Oughta Be Good
TOY Thinking Of You
TP turn pale
TPC The Phone Company
TPTB The Powers That Be
Tq Thank you
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TS Totally Stinks
TSOHF Total Sense Of Humour Failure
TSR Totally Stuck in RAM
TSR Totally Stupid Rules.
TT Take That
TT till tomorrow
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta-Ta for now
TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face
TTLFN That's The Lot For Now
TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top
TTTH Talk To The Hand
TTTT To Tell The Truth
TTUL Talk To You Later
TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now.
TTYL Talk To You Later
TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon
TTYS Talk To You Soon
TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow
TUVM thank you very much
TVM Thanks Very Much
TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit
TWIWI That Was Interesting Wasn't It
TX Thanks
TY Thank You
TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Stop Shouting)
TYP Thank You Partner
TYVM Thank You Very Much
<U>
U You U/L Upload
U2 You Too
UAD you are drunk
UAE Unrecoverable Application Error
UBD User Brain Damage
UCCOM You Can Count On Me
UIAM Unless I Am Mistaken
UL Upload
UMMC you make ma crazy
UMML you make me laugh
UNAST you need a special training
unPC unPolitically Correct
UOK Are You OK?
UOM$ You Owe Me Money
Ur Your
UR You Are
URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me
UTSL Use The Source Luke
<V>
VBG Very Big Grin
VBS Very Big Smile
VC Venture Capital
VEG Very Evil Grin
VES Very Evil Smile
VFM Value For Money
VM Voice Mail
VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh*t
VWD Very Well Done
VWG Very Wicked Grin
VWS Very Wicked Smile
<W>
W Whatever or Wink
W/ With
W/o Without
W4U waiting for you
WAB What A Bummer
WAD Without A Doubt
WAEF When All Else Fails
WAG Wild Ass Guess
WAG Wild Assed Guess
WAI What An Idiot
WAM Wait A Minute
WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
Wan2 Want to
WAN2TLK Want to talk
WAUF Where Are You From?
WB Welcome Back
WBASAP Write Back As Soon As Possible
WBMBF Wanna Be My Boy Friend
WBMGF Wanna Be My Girl Friend
WBS Write Back Soon
WCA Who Cares Anyway
WD Well Done
WDALYIC Who died and left you in charge?
WDOI Wouldn't Dream Of It
WDYC Who Do I Call?
WDYLL What Do You Look Like?
WDYM What Do You Mean?
WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?
WDYS What Did You Say?
WDYT What Do You Think?
WE Whatever
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
Wel Well
WFM Works For Me
WFO Wide F***ing Open
WG Wicked Grin
WGACA What Goes Around Comes Around
WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F***
WGAS Who Gives A Sh**?
WGTG Well Got To Go
WH What's Happening
WIBAMU Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIBNI Would It Be Nice If
WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WIIFM What's In It For Me?
WIMP Windows Icons Mouse Pointing
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WISP Winning Is So Pleasurable
WIT Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS What in the F*** is this Sh**
Wknd Weekend
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA Work Of Art
WOB Waste Of Bandwidth
WOCAB Who Of Course Are Ba***rds
WOE World Of Entertainment
WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
WOG Wise Old Guy
WOL Way Of Life or Win Or Lose
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money
WRT With Regard To, or With Respect To
WRU Who Are You?
WSLS Win Some Lose Some
WT Without Thinking
WTB Want To Buy
WTF What The F***
WTFDIK What The F*** Do I Know?
WTFRU Who The F*** Are You?
WTFRUTA What The F*** Are You Talking About?
WTG Way To Go!
WTGP Want To Go Private?
WTH What the hell?
WTH Who the heck?/What the hell?
WTHDTM What The Hell Does That Mean?
WTN What then now?
WTN Who then now?
WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine
WTTC Welcome To The Club
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much
WTY Waving To You
WU What's Up?
WUWH wish you were here
WWW World Wide Wait
WWYL When Will You Learn?
WYGISWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYGIWYAF What You Get Is What You Asked For
WYGIWYG What You Get Is What You Get
WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYMOWS Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap
WYP What's Your Problem?
WYRN What's Your Real Name?
WYS Whatever You Say
WYSIWYD What You See Is What You Deserve
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good
WYT Whatever You Think
WYTTIWTK What You Tell Them Is What They Know
<X>
X! Typical woman
Xlnt Excellent
XOXOXO Kisses and hugs
XYL Ex Young Lady
<Y>
Y Why
Y! Typical man
Y! typically male
YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YA Yet Another
YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YACC Yet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGI you ask for it, you got it
YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd
YBL You'll be sorry!
YBTMFML You Belong To Me Forever My Love
YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet A**
YD Yesterday or You're Dead
YDKM You Don't Know Me
YG Young Gentleman
YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin'
YGLT You're Gonna Love This
YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding
YGTI You Get The Idea?
YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For
YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For
YHBM You Have Bin Mail
YHM You Have Mail
YIU Yes, I Understand
YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private
YKWIM You know what I mean
YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When
YKYBOTLW You Know You've Been Online Too Long When...
YL Young Lady
YM Young Man
YMMD You Made My Day
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary (or your experience could be different)
YNK You Never Know
YOYO You're On Your Own
YR Yeah Right
YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do
YTTT You Telling The Truth?
YW You're Welcome
YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
YYY Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
<Z>
ZA Zero Administration
: far eastern piece of shit
